Taking out a row of crocheting: Tug gently on the end zippitty zip zip you’re done.
Taking out a row of knitting: Make a blood sacrifice to satan while parallel parking and juggling knives in an ancestral wood on a moonless night.
easter egg hunting was stressful on me
What school do I go to again?
I definitely own over 100 Mississippi state shirts and absolutely nothing for University of Memphis.
The glasses are growing on me. My eyes are still adjusting. Everything looks like a miniature of what I’m used to seeing and it’s all so tiny and adorable!
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean