FIFA draw hath no mercy for the US
When Dac and I get married my name will be Sarah Johnson Croach AKA Sarah (name synonymous with penis) (name that sounds like crotch)
Nelson Mandela, a former political prisoner who went on to become South Africa’s first black president, died Thursday. He was 95. Mandela received around the clock intensive care from military and other doctors since September, when he was discharged from a nearly three-month hospital stay for a lung infection.
I MADE UP NEW CHRISTMAS SONGS
Mike Tomlin & Omar Epps joke on House.
this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me
…. you do realize this is a gif of a man riding a cracker through the mountains right?
do u even know what sex is
Just wanted to say in case anyone missed it, the man in this picture is Vladimir Putin riding a Ritz cracker: Putin on the Ritz
i an’t bweathe thwoo my nohse